The English Muffin
Your Triple-D Cup of Tea
For almost a decade, The English Muffin has been throwing her curves around on stages from Anchorage to DC, bringing your favorite pop culture characters to life - and then making them naked. Whether you're into naughty and nerdy or classically coquettish, Muffin is sure to be your cup of tea, too.
Not Bright but Certainly Shiny
Principal dancer and certified babe Nova Stardust takes her duties very seriously, lovingly handling the stripper detritus that litters the stage. Watch this season for her debut as a featured dancer, making hot messes of her own for your entertainment.
Busting into Your Hearts and Out of Her Bra
Panty Boss Busty Sinclair brings her incredible assets to the season seven stage - from her stage kitten duties to featured performances, she likes fulfilling a lot of roles, and many fantasies you didn't know you had.
Keeping the Drama on the Stage
Reigning Frost Queen and principal dancer Isabella Novela is making her Frostease debut in season seven. With a background in theater, opera, and more, she's ready to bare more than her soul for you. Get ready to fall in love with her, and all the stories she has to tell.
Sass and Ass to the Moon and Back
Captain Daddy Moxie Rocket returns to her role of HBIC as stage manager, keeping the Frostbites in line with a firm hand and the occasional spanking when it's called for. Stay on her good side - or don't, her bad side is pretty delightful, too.
Seemingly Rare Yet Always Well-Done
Our resident king of puns, Farley Beefcake is the host with the most, at the helm of every Frostease show since season four. He's witty, charming, and up for any shenanigans. If you're lucky, you may even get to snap his suspenders.
Alaska's Sultry Frosted Sweet Treat
Principal dancer Panty Cakes is dedicated to giving her audiences a spectacular performance, every show. Dripping in sparkle, you'll be treated to her innovative costuming and mega-watt smile, her comedic instincts, and her powerful voice.
The Girl Who Just Might
Sign Girl and Professional Pretty Person since season two, Honey Maybe has mastered the art of the one-hour striptease. With impeccable costuming and a take-no-shit attitude, she's ready to sashay across the stage and into your hearts.
Our Lady of Smoked Sass
Scotch Rose enjoys innovative, out-of-this world concepts and choreography, giving every new act a personal touch and a signature twist. From original song parodies to hilariously executed striptease, Scotch will intoxicate you every time.