Your Triple-D Cup of Tea

For almost a decade, The English Muffin has been throwing her curves around on stages from Anchorage to DC, bringing your favorite pop culture characters to life - and then making them naked. Whether you're into naughty and nerdy or classically coquettish, Muffin is sure to be your cup of tea, too.

@theenglishmuffinburlesque

Not Bright but Certainly Shiny

Principal dancer and certified babe Nova Stardust takes her duties very seriously, lovingly handling the stripper detritus that litters the stage. Watch this season for her debut as a featured dancer, making hot messes of her own for your entertainment.

@novastrdst

Busting into Your Hearts and Out of Her Bra

Panty Boss Busty Sinclair brings her incredible assets to the season seven stage - from her stage kitten duties to featured performances, she likes fulfilling a lot of roles, and many fantasies you didn't know you had.

@xbustysinclairx

Keeping the Drama on the Stage

Reigning Frost Queen and principal dancer Isabella Novela is making her Frostease debut in season seven. With a background in theater, opera, and more, she's ready to bare more than her soul for you. Get ready to fall in love with her, and all the stories she has to tell.

@isabellanovela

Sass and Ass to the Moon and Back

Captain Daddy Moxie Rocket returns to her role of HBIC as stage manager, keeping the Frostbites in line with a firm hand and the occasional spanking when it's called for. Stay on her good side - or don't, her bad side is pretty delightful, too.

@moxierocketyo

Seemingly Rare Yet Always Well-Done

Our resident king of puns, Farley Beefcake is the host with the most, at the helm of every Frostease show since season four. He's witty, charming, and up for any shenanigans. If you're lucky, you may even get to snap his suspenders.

@frosteaseburlesque

Alaska's Sultry Frosted Sweet Treat

Principal dancer Panty Cakes is dedicated to giving her audiences a spectacular performance, every show. Dripping in sparkle, you'll be treated to her innovative costuming and mega-watt smile, her comedic instincts, and her powerful voice.

@panty.cakes

The Girl Who Just Might

Sign Girl and Professional Pretty Person since season two, Honey Maybe has mastered the art of the one-hour striptease. With impeccable costuming and a take-no-shit attitude, she's ready to sashay across the stage and into your hearts.

@honey.maybe

Our Lady of Smoked Sass

Scotch Rose enjoys innovative, out-of-this world concepts and choreography, giving every new act a personal touch and a signature twist. From original song parodies to hilariously executed striptease, Scotch will intoxicate you every time.

@salaciousscotch