
The English Muffin
Your Triple-D Cup of Tea
For over twelve years, Your Triple-D Cup of Tea has been bringing your favorite characters to life - and getting 'em naked - from coast to coast and up and down the Mississippi, including the North Star Nerdlesque Festival and the International Booklovers' Burlesque Festival. Her attention to detail and story-driven striptease make The English Muffin a fan favorite, no matter the Fandom.

Scotch Rose
Our Lady of Smoked Sass
She enjoys innovative, out-of-this world concepts and choreography, giving every new act a signature twist. From original song parodies to smoky slow burn, surprising tricks, & hilariously executed striptease, Scotch will intoxicate you every time.

Busty Sinclair
Busting into Your Hearts and Out of Her Bra
Equal parts glamour, sass, and irresistible charm, Busty Sinclair captivates audiences with every shimmy, shake, and sultry note. Now entering her second year as a torch singer, Busty blends vintage elegance with powerhouse vocals while embracing the wonderfully absurd, proving that burlesque can be just as hilarious as it is seductive. A woman of many talents—and just a few fantasies you never knew you had.

Moxie Rocket
Sass and Ass to the Moon and Back
Captain Daddy Moxie Rocket returns to her role of HBIC as stage manager, keeping the Frostbites in line with a firm hand and the occasional spanking when it's called for. Stay on her good side - or don't, her bad side is pretty delightful, too.

A Problem Like Maria
The Gay Audacity
You won't want to solve this problem! Your gal for all things lights, sound, and baking, A Problem Like Maria will have you humming Rogers and Hammerstein all night long.

Maurice Valentine
Speaker of the Pompatus of Love
Maurice Valentine is a seasoned performer joining Frostease for his first season. Maurice invites audiences of all shapes and sizes to fall in love with themselves first. Whether striking a dramatic pose or unleashing a wicked wink, this charismatic charmer proves that burlesque is all about the art, the joy, and the glorious celebration of the skin you’re in.

Panty Cakes
The Sultry Sweet Treat of Tease
This luscious delight is not your average dessert. She is a sinful combination of sweetness and seduction. From her sultry moves to her dazzling costumes, blending classic charm with a modern twist. With every performance, this powerhouse performer is a confectionery diva who has been whisking our audience into a whirlwind of delectable wonder since she first took the stage in season 4.

Fallon Thyme
Every day is Fallon Thyme’s Day
With a background in theater, dance, and singing in the shower, Fallon loves taking her passion for performing to a newer, cheekier level. It is her personal goal to show the world that bodies of all shapes and sizes are beautiful, sexy, and deserve to take up space and be unapologetically celebrated. She is sure to have you Fallon in love with yourself in no Thyme.

Honey Maybe
The Girl Who Just Might
Sign Girl and Professional Pretty Person since season 2, and producer since season 8. Honey Maybe has mastered the art of the one-hour striptease with impeccable costuming and a take-no-shit attitude.

Lady Lust
A Lady to Lust for and a Lust for Ladies herself
Rules the room with power and grace - Lady Lust will put you in your place.

Seraphina Serene
The Friendliest Fae
We don't know if she emerged from the trees or just from your dreams, but she's here to entice you with her otherworldly charms and out-of-this-world-ly bod. An artist and the art, Seraphina loves to paint the prettiest of pictures just for you.

Trixie Derrière
Butt wait, there’s more…
​Long time listener, first time caller, Trixie is excited to be joining Frostease for their lucky 13th season. With more than enough derrière to share, Trixie celebrates that there’s no wrong way to have a body. She wants you to embrace your body or better yet let her do it for you.

Nova Stardust
The Cosmic Shockwave
As a constellation of nerdy and sexy, Nova has spent 7 seasons pulling audiences into her orbit. Whether as your favorite geeky characters or as a beauty all her own, her celestial body has taken you to universes near and far, exploring the galaxy one striptease at a time.

Ella Haute
Serving coochie couture and quirky clown core
​Whether she’s igniting the stage with her beautifully captivating body positive performances orrrr fuckin‘ around as a gender queer clown- she’s got a trick between her cheeks ready to captivate you! Laughing and loving yourself are amongst the most beautiful gifts. This multifASSeted performer is… Ella Haute!

Farley Beefcake
Seemingly Rare Yet Always Well-Done
Our resident king of puns, Farley Beefcake is the host with the most, at the helm of every Frostease show since season four. He's witty, charming, and up for any shenanigans. If you're lucky, you may even get to snap his suspenders.

Lacy Le'moan
Sweet with a Twist
Lacy Le’moan is like a good lemon tart, sweet with a twist. She has been with Frostease since season 6, and her happy place is helping performers get stage ready.

Luna VonPurr
The purr-fect amount of sweet and sass
When she’s not serving sweet-and-sassy energy, our Season 13 Frost Queen Luna can be found selling fabulous merch (made by her fellow Frostbites), working the crowd, and making sure everyone is having a purr-fect time. Hyping the audience is her love language, and she’s always ready to turn up the sparkle and sass.
